黄劲秋（黄秋生 饰）是一位非常敬业的三级片男优，警察最近，警察他放出了要在戏中和配戏的女优“打真军”的“豪言壮语”。之后，黄劲秋在江湖老手伟哥（曾志伟 饰）处听闻了有关男人不举的“恐怖”故事，令黄劲秋没有想到的是，对这个故事深感不以为然的他竟然在第二天的工作之中“身临其境”。 这下黄劲秋可慌了神，他四处求医问药，甚至慌不择路地向欢场女子（张文慈 饰）求教，然而，他不但没有得到解决之道，还遭到了妻子（苑琼丹 饰）的怀疑。之后，父亲（林尚义 饰）拿出了他的“传家之宝”——一粒伟哥，黄劲秋如获至宝，不幸的是，这唯一的一根救命稻草，居然在电影开拍之际被意外踩碎了。
回复 :《乐坊杀机》的故事以皇朝末年，反王篡位，少年幼帝下落不明为背景铺陈开来。
回复 :Yui Tsukino (Kimito Ayumi) is a salesperson of the nutritional drink "Riflet", and while working as a so-called refredi who delivers products to homes and workplaces, at night, he attends night college and learns French while saving money for study abroad. Was there. Although Yui had a faint thought at the exit of the branch manager, he learned that the company was in danger of survival due to poor sales, and he struggled with the lone army. However, the companies I visited to expand the sales channels were sexually harassed and could not easily increase sales. Meanwhile, I visited Noriko (Reina Kiyomoto), who was a senior and was married to the president of the business partner, and had a consultation.
回复 :老拳师宋武阳突遭百武馆馆徒袭击，幸好女儿宋莹莹与弟子赵志豪及时救驾才幸免于难；宋武阳自知年迈力衰，已经没有足够的精力来传授武艺给赵志豪，同时又担心邪派夺走全国大赛的锦标，于是面谕赵志豪改投尚武馆习艺，以夺魁为期许。赵志豪拜师途中遇到歹徒袭击卖唱女燕姑娘，拔刀相助救出燕 姑娘，获救之后的燕姑娘欲以身相许，无奈赵志豪心中已有师妹宋莹莹，于是拒绝了燕姑娘的示爱。后赵志豪屡次遭到百武馆徒的滋扰，更为百武馆外援日本浪人所伤。
